Stuff In The basement

Isn’t there always?…a bit of stuff, loitering, deep down inside?

You know what I’m talking about.

Unresolved shit.

I wish I could think of one thing that I had started and finished successfully. Nothing comes to mind. I think my basement is stacked. Mainly with sadistic, child killing, clowns and burnt dudes wearing stripey jumpers. The only time I get any peace is when Alice from Resident Evil comes(played by Milla Jovovich)and clears a bit of space.

This is normally short lived, as I tend to have debauched sex with her after which starts the whole basement stacking again.

The places my mind goes sometimes. Blimey.

I’ll worry about it more after my birthday.

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