The Narcissist Report. W/E: 5/8/18

Considering the internal damage I’ve done to myself this week(I thought I’d taken it to a new level last week!), I feel quite Sprite. The evidence speaks for itself. I’d better have a good whip around before Carter fucks me …

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Sweaty Thumb Hiatus

I tried to type stuff. I couldn’t. Thus, the hiatus. Also, I had all that money so I spent my time investing in various kickstarter projects and a little dark web activity. Fun was had by all(well, me!). It’s always …

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Go Easy. Step Lightly. Stay Free.

The grey day has cleared and becoming pretty damn good. The guitar I won yesterday has arrived already. I’m going to unbox it once I’ve scored some gin. Later….. What a beautiful piece of kit. I knew it was worth …

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It’s All Too Beautiful

It looks like this is the start of the weekend then. It’s a shame about England, world cup wise but the world will now return to normal. Just the usual decisions to make about the usual things. It’s 10.18 and …

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Luck in the Himalayas & winning New Yorker.

Have we got any work tomorrow or Friday? It’s the real question of the afternoon. I’ve asked the question. Now I’m waiting. Whilst waiting I had a crafty £20 on Coral. I had to see how my luck is after …

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L-Bob’s Birthday, Zombie Hordes and Standing in Line.

For reasons I don’t want to go into, I didn’t go to work today. It’s L-Bobs 14th birthday. To be honest, I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck. I’ve either got a bad back, or my liver …

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The Narcissist Report. W/E: 24/06/18.

Having spent the whole week in the burbs, I feel less aggravated than usual. Also, managing to pay all my bills without going into my overdraft is fantastic. This also includes any “personal/recreational” expenditure. All I can say about the …

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The Narcissist Report w/e: 17/6/18

I’m a father. It’s Fathers Day. That’s all I have to say about that. First task of the day is definitely to order some food from Tesco. I’m flippin’ starvin’. Last time I ordered I was so fucked, water seemed …

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The Narcissist report. w/e: Sunday, 27th May 2018.

Another week of absolutely no movement on housing. A bit of nice weather, and a bit of shit weather. That sums it up really! I’ve received even more random deliveries. These include: A Hunting Axe A 27″ Machete A miniature …

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Maniac For Hire.

After a quick check through my recent browsing history I realise I appear to be a drugged up, weapon toting maniac. It’s all guns, porn and drug paraphernalia. Then right in the middle I watched a load of tutorial about …

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Nothing Works Right

My website has been down all morning. I wonder why I pay for stuff sometimes. We were supposed to be working in Maidenhead today. We arrived there did site induction. Then for told the delivery was cancelled so had to …

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Shopping Online Whilst Fucked On Drugs.

After this morning’s little excursion to the car boot sale, we came home and chilled in the garden. All of a sudden, a knock at the door……. Its delivery time for half the shit I bought online, tucked off my …

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