Let’s have dinner

After making my boys wholesome food. Well, gammon steaks, wedges and beans. I prepared my own dinner. Its death on a plate. Sadly, there won’t be a plate. Instead, here’s a slo mo of me eating a sour sweet.   …

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I’m Coming! Ready Or Not.

Can you hear it? The ticking sound? No? Oh well. It’s just the sound of your life. When it stops, it is over. Only a lucky few get a heads up. Most of us won’t hear the last tick. When …

Off-World

Are you human? I only ask as I can’t see any humanity in you. I get, that you can walk. Get from A to B. Make “small talk” that can pass as a conversation……..but are you human? Emotionless, cold, unaffected. …

It’s All A Cry For Help?

“No one else will feel sorry for me, so I might as well feel sorry for myself.” Ramble on you worthless prick. It’s all you’re good for. Hmmm? Never a wiser word said. The more I fall into this pit …

The Ghost In My Shell

Seven hours sleep and I feel like there was none. Automation sets in. Still with all the pain of morning, I buy coffee at Waterloo and smoke a cigarette. I’m still in a dream surely? From one tube to the …

The Narcissist report. w/e: Sunday, 27th May 2018.

Another week of absolutely no movement on housing. A bit of nice weather, and a bit of shit weather. That sums it up really! I’ve received even more random deliveries. These include: A Hunting Axe A 27″ Machete A miniature …

The Excitement Of The Afternoon.

It must be the weather? It can send you a little mental. (Yeah. A little obsessed with the slo mo!)

Maniac For Hire.

After a quick check through my recent browsing history I realise I appear to be a drugged up, weapon toting maniac. It’s all guns, porn and drug paraphernalia. Then right in the middle I watched a load of tutorial about …

Nothing Works Right

My website has been down all morning. I wonder why I pay for stuff sometimes. We were supposed to be working in Maidenhead today. We arrived there did site induction. Then for told the delivery was cancelled so had to …

The Narcissist Report. W/E: Sunday, 20th May 2018.

I’ve just about pulled back a little financial dignity after Thursday night’s shenanigans. All I have to do is breeze through the next week and the world will be righted. Apart from all the lovely deliveries, the other prospect of …

Shopping Online Whilst Fucked On Drugs.

After this morning’s little excursion to the car boot sale, we came home and chilled in the garden. All of a sudden, a knock at the door……. Its delivery time for half the shit I bought online, tucked off my …

Trade A Little Bitcoin

I got my arse home then checked a few things in my laptop. As a little bonus, I noticed I had a little crypto available. I’m just processing it now but it’ll definitely amount to a couple of hundred sterling. …

Exit Chat

2pm and all done. That’s what we like on a Friday! I approached the site manager and gave him the exit chat. It kind of goes like this: “That’s all done then mate. I’ll probably see you next week when …

Waiting In The Sun

Oh yeah! Finding old, crap, badly recorded songs from when I was a teenager is what keeps me alive. I found this: Have you heard this yet? “Waiting In The Sun” by yours truly ? – http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/29597009 He ha ha! …

Wishing For Younger Knees.

As the morning wears on, all I want is younger knees. Christ! A first world problem for sure. Fuck it. I’ll pop out for a bit and see if I can find somewhere to have a Guinness. As you can …