As expected

In the true style of anything that should be simple. We arrived perfectly timed for the train to Richmond. Only to find it was still in Windsor due to an “unknown” problem. We were advised to get on the slow …

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Waiting For The Man

It’s all very well getting here, on time, ready to get the job done. With minimal disruption. An hour later, we are still sitting in the van. 12pm. Another old English pub. Job done but it was dirty and painful, …

Slightly Shifty

After a couple of “losing my shit” situations involving parking in Staines and the printer not working, L-bobs seems to be ready for his weekend jolly at the barracks in Hammersmith. I had to send a picture to his mum …

Reception Deception

Talk about going around the houses. We had a delivery of cabinets which wouldn’t fit in the service lift. We were then told that we could take them through reception. We did this while under extreme scrutiny from the building …

Drugs Just Keep Giving.

The Army cadets people are clever. So clever, that they require all cadets going on the Duke Of Edinburgh’s award training weekend to get to Hammersmith for 6pm on Friday Evening. Perfect. They dont make it easy do they? There. …

Redemption?….

As it happens, I did decide to talk to the vicar. It was a top speed ramble as I only had between Feltham and Staines(about 5 minutes). What I said, exactly, I don’t remember but there was a few “What’s …

Big Boys Dont Cry.

I was going to open with the line, “I really should eat something…”, but everyone knows, eating is for the weak! Fuck that shit! Alright. If someone was handing out high quality cheeses, meats and foie gras with nice bread …

Water Colours

Now I’ve had the time to think about things, I’ve realised I probably just need a drink. The job is already half done so I could be in the pub early doors. I can see one from where I am …

Hand Of Jokers

It’s still chilly at 5.30 in the morning. Irrelevant of what the daytime weather has been like. It’s time to come down. Crash into the abyss. Yesterdays rest only accelerated the process, so now, I’m in full angered, misery. The …

Awake

It was a good call, I suppose. It’s one o’clock and I’ve just woken up. I must have needed the sleep. I just feel miserable though. Impending doom. I wonder why? I can’t see that anything has changed in the …

You’re a goddamned hero when it’s five to one!

Ok. I’ve finished watching Footloose. I’ve decided that I need to organise a dance and listen to a lot more 80’s music(not that I don’t already). Sadly, it hasn’t helped me in my decision, as to, whether I should take …

Draggy MoFo

2 HOURS LEFT of the day and its dragging like a motherfucker. I opted against the Big Cock. It’s just too warm for eating anymore. Especially Big Cocks. I might have to stop off at The Retreat and drink a …

Pre 8am Sweating

First to Slough to pick up some faceplates. Then to Maidenhead to where I’m working. Empty the back of my car of all the stuff for the dump into the site skip. That’s too much stuff before 8am! Plus, it’s …

The Narcissist Report. W/E: 24/06/18.

Having spent the whole week in the burbs, I feel less aggravated than usual. Also, managing to pay all my bills without going into my overdraft is fantastic. This also includes any “personal/recreational” expenditure. All I can say about the …

Testing Latency

A collection of videos of me testing my usb microphone for latency issues through my phone. General. Could I be any more camp??? 2. Ukulele & moobs. A Quick Rest. 3. Ok. Cracking on. 4. Next. The Tak. Ok. I’m …