The Narcissist Report W/E: 29/7/18

I’ve no idea what happened this week. It all seems a bit trippy and unexplainable. I’m really going to have to think about it. Right. I only had two days work last week. Luckily, it was bolstered by all the …

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Carter Takes A Train

Me and Carter are heading into London. I bought her Imax tickets for her birthday. Neither of us have ever been. We are going to see the new Mission Impossible. It’s still weird for me, coming into London when it’s …

Sweaty Thumb Hiatus

I tried to type stuff. I couldn’t. Thus, the hiatus. Also, I had all that money so I spent my time investing in various kickstarter projects and a little dark web activity. Fun was had by all(well, me!). It’s always …

Pure Vida esé

Pure Life. I folded on the whole Facebook embargo. I just want a drinks fridge! Like a Husky or something. Five minutes later, I’ve upset a lamp, on lamp lovers, by suggesting that her partner had only had half a …

The Narcissist Report. W/E: 22/07/18

There’s always time for cake. I’m unsure if that’s true. I mean, you could be walking to the cake shop and get “star shaped” by one of those 50,000 ton, flat fronted “Boris” buses. Life is like that,….sometimes. On the …

Red In My Ledger

The worst week has gone. I’m sitting in the garden, cleaning guitars, and trying to reconcile everything from the 18th December, 2015. That’s the date I landed back home. The pain, the debauchery, the love, the hate, the betrayal(by me …

Falling Off The World.

Day One First the sickness. I slept to three in the afternoon. Got up and drank a litre of water and got back into bed. I couldn’t stop shivering. I had a days work and I really needed the money …

Ghosts

I’m haunted by what could have been. Of course, before you say it, I am the master of my own destiny. But judgement is not always correct. What seems important can override what you want. For me, it was always …

Confessions Of A Failed Dreamer.

So. I got out of the pit. Cleaned the kitchen. Had another G & T. Then started playing with this airbrush. I’ve a lot to learn, obviously. I might need a different style of brush but it is keeping me …

I Just Don’t Know What to do With myself…..

It’s 1pm. I’m still laying in bed. I’ve been awake since 10.30 watching videos of dogs trying to talk and Japanese people shaving their cats. I suppose I’ll have to get up in a minute. I’m having a gin & …

The Narcissist Report W/E: 15/7/18

The first thing I saw when I woke up. Look at its beady eye! The end of another exciting week in the perpetual hell, that is my life. Ha! As weeks go, I’ve had a lot worse, but that doesn’t …

Waking Up At 1pm

I doubt it’s doing me any good, sitting here, staring at these three miserable looking motherfuckers. 2 paracetamol and 2 ibuprofen later, I feel a lot better. Like a God, in fact. I’m gonna make some meatballs and spaghetti later. …

Purpose, Sanity And True Happiness.

I’ve given up on the whole food delivery thing and decided to go to the supermarket. At least it’s air conditioned. The main contributors to this decision include, bloody Mary’s(my 3rd) and the Bolivian on the side. I must stop …

The Orange Boy & The Decidedly Evil.

MOIST. It’s the only word that can describe my current state of being. I wish it were due to some sort of arousal, but sadly, no. Just the weather. I’ve spent a good portion of the morning indulging in a …